There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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