I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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