honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
