I looked at my own cervix.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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