We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Small penises have feelings too.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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