FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Say something about gay babies.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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