Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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