Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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