What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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