Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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