How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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