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the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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