What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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