They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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