You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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