He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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