i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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