Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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