so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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