you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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