3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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