Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
