Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Randomize
