he shaved USA in his pubs
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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