My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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