I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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