There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's shark week go big or go home
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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