I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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