rhymes with "ouble enetration"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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