It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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