We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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