I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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