That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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