so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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