In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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