we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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