did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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