It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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