thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
