nutella sex= disaster
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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