yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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