So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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