the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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