I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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