He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Randomize
