Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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