summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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