Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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