whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Two words: nipple clamps
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