He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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