By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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