i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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