You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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