I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need to calm my uterus...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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