Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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